Ahoy mateys, here be more baseball talk, pirate-style.
The hornswoggler he be waggling the bat around to fake out the pitcher.
But he be no match for the heave-ho. That be the pitch they hornswogglers not be hitting for nothing. They just looks silly while they pitcher he larfs behind his glove.
Baba Blogga Yaga 
Hardee-har-har! That be better’n walking the plank, matey! (And I hear they be diamonds!)
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Arr and they diamonds they be costing a shipload of gold doubloons too.
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omg i’m rolling lmao!
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Arr, I be always glad when one o’ me readers busts they guts larfing.
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