Arr, they challenge be that you writes you a 100-word story using “cauldron,” “shiver,” and “howl.” Here be me story (with help from me matey Pat) and I be sticking to it.
The wolf, the witch, and the cauldron
“EEUW!” The cauldron shivered. “Not eye of newt AGAIN. Totally slimy.” It flipped over and dumped all the eyeballs out.
“Hey,” the witch said, “I needed those for my wolf-repelling spell.”
Bad timing. A wolf burst out of the forest. But as he charged at the witch, his front feet slipped on the eyes of newt. He somersaulted into the cauldron.
“Too bad I’m a vegan,” the witch said. “Although hmm, maybe I COULD go for some wolf stew.”
The wolf shot out of the cauldron and sped off. The witch and the cauldron howled with laughter.
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FUNNY! I love that the cauldron takes matters into it’s own hands – great POV. This would be fun as a picture book – hysterical illustrations. Good Luck!
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Thanks for yer killer idea matey. I be doin’ it!!
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A vegan witch. I like it. Good luck!
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Love the humor and concept! Good luck in the contest!
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OHHHH I’M GONNA READ TO MY 7 YEAR OLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Arr, I hopes she likes it. I be thinking on waving me wand and turning it into a picture book.
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you should do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Reblogged this on The Spinsta Life and commented:
yay for “halloweensie”!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Thank you, matey
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“too bad i’m vegan” lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Laugh out loud clever and witty! The visuals are fantastic! Good luck!
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Thanks for yer support!
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Love the cauldron POV and the fact that he takes charge of the situation! Very creative Baba! And glad they repelled the werewolf anyway and everyone ended up laughing 🙂 Thanks for joining in the Halloweensie fun! (And apologies for not talking Pirate, but I’m short on time! 🙂 )
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Arr, matey, you be doing such good work for us writers that all be forgiven.
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Very funny and clever story.
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