I sits in front of me Yulea logga;
With me matey and his blacka dogga;
Outside me house thar be thicka fogga;
Creeping over from the bigga bogga.
Me matey guzzles a mugga grogga;
While I sips a cuppa egga nogga;
And we toasts you all with thisa blogga.
May all yer doubloons be solid gold and all yer spells be charming.
PS: Me matey Pat and me we be thanking the South Sound Scribblers for they inspiration.