Avast mateys, thar be more

I is uncovered 2 (count ‘em 2) cases of skullduggery in they baseball park.

Skulldugger #1: The speed demon. Wanted for wanton stealing of bases.

Skulldugger #2: Springfoot. Wanted for grand theft of a home run away from the batter.

If’n you catches these skullduggers in the act you be sending over the boo birds to drop a big one on they heads. Les’n they plays for yer team. Then you be giving them the standing O.

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